Here in my country, men just get drunk and cheat on their future wives on the previous day of their marriage. They find it more simple than walk the streets wearing a t-shirt of this kind... We, women, wish they would pick the second option... it would be more fun.
Hmm, he loves cock? A dangerous guy to stand close to if you're male, I would think. Or does he mean to express that this statement should have been made long ago by his sweetheart, but she just won't, being comfy at Burger King with her girlfriends and a mobile phone with a fully loaded accu? We'll probably never know. What a shame, because at heart, we are such curious people!
Well I am not guy about to get hooked for life, but I had really shitty week which is only halfway through and oh how I fear the things which are gonna be thrown at me till this hellish time is over Thankfully when I say wasted I mean 3 or 4 beers and sound sleep afterwards!